ROCK MY SOX
Banana Pervert Fruit Socks
ROCK MY SOX – By The Lonely Avocado
Premium soft-combed cotton socks with a twist.
Ummm… Okay, where should I start…?
Mr. Banana is a bit naughty, he has a sick fetish for peeling back his banana skin and exposing his genitals in public. No, he is not misunderstood, he is just a massive perverted freak and he likes to show that trait off to EVERYONE; there is nothing more to this. #YOUisNASTY
These socks are light blue with dark blue trim, we added fun pops of white and yellow to balance everything off. These socks are the perfect gift for that weirdo freak in your life. You know at least ONE person who would get these socks as a gift and NEVER take them off. Let your freak flag fly, just do it in moderation because we know humans have this tenancy to go overboard in everything they do. #gainsomebalanceYO
I need to mention, just because we made these socks, does not mean we believe you should go around subway stations or parks flashing your penis (Or your lady parts if you are an exhibitionist flasher lady); please keep your goodies to yourself and only flash your genitals to people who have give your consent as no one wants to see your knob.
We have quite an interesting sense of humor over here at The Lonely Avocado.
Men’s size US 7-13
Woman’s size US 8.5-14.5
TREAT YO FEET!
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