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BANANA FLASHER SOCKS - ROCK MY SOX

$8

BANANA FLASHER SOCKS - ROCK MY SOX

$8

ROCK MY SOX

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Banana Pervert Fruit Socks
ROCK MY SOX – By The Lonely Avocado
Premium soft-combed cotton socks with a twist.

UNISEX

Ummm… Okay, where should I start…?

Mr. Banana is a bit naughty, he has a sick fetish for peeling back his banana skin and exposing his genitals in public. No, he is not misunderstood, he is just a massive perverted freak and he likes to show that trait off to EVERYONE; there is nothing more to this. #YOUisNASTY

These socks are light blue with dark blue trim, we added fun pops of white and yellow to balance everything off. These socks are the perfect gift for that weirdo freak in your life. You know at least ONE person who would get these socks as a gift and NEVER take them off. Let your freak flag fly, just do it in moderation because we know humans have this tenancy to go overboard in everything they do. #gainsomebalanceYO

I need to mention, just because we made these socks, does not mean we believe you should go around subway stations or parks flashing your penis (Or your lady parts if you are an exhibitionist flasher lady); please keep your goodies to yourself and only flash your genitals to people who have give your consent as no one wants to see your knob.

We have quite an interesting sense of humor over here at The Lonely Avocado.

Men’s size US 7-13
Woman’s size US 8.5-14.5

TREAT YO FEET!

* This link is for the Banana Pervert Fruit Socks only.

A percentage of our net profit goes towards funding an animal rehabilitation centre of our choice.

 

About our Socks

BE BRIGHT AND BOLD. LET YOUR COLORS SHINE, EVEN IF THOSE COLORS ARE FREAK’N WEIRD. – I’ll tell you a secret; all the best people are a little bit crazy.

❤ Our socks are so comfortable and stretchy! They are perfect for going out and making a statement, but we mainly love them when we get home from work.
❤ Strip off your clothes, get on your PJ’s on and slide on our super cozy socks and grab a blanket; I think I hear Netflix calling… Get YO snacks!
❤ Like all our products, Rock my Sox come packaged in cute packaging, perfect for gifting & also retail ready. (Wholesale available)
❤ We have been told our stuff tends to be a statement piece/head turner; you may find people asking where you got your socks. We think this is because there is not much out there that resembles what we do over here at The Lonely Avocado. #trendsetta
❤ Birthday Gifts, Best friend gifts, Gifts for the Girl friend / Boy friend, Gifts for your sister or brother, mom or dad; holidays also, like Christmas; we got all the gifts and will always continue to create more high quality magical things for you!
❤Designed & packaged in Canada, made in PRC.
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